In the week that celebrates the release of Sarah Tranter’s No Such Thing As Immortality, we are adding our thoughts on what doesn’t actually, truly, tangibly exist, despite being told otherwise.
There’s no such thing as a happy medium.
There’s no such thing as an interesting read at the doctor’s surgery.
There’s no such thing as pure maths – it’s all evil.
There’s no such thing as modern history.
There’s no such thing as gentle exercise.
There’s no such thing as too many pens.
There’s no such thing as an empty biscuit tin at Romaniac HQ
There’s no such thing as a full wine bottle at Romaniac HQ
There’s no such thing as a writer with nothing to add,
so it’s over to you.
There’s no such thing as…
The Romaniacs 
There’s no such thing as … too much chocolate? A too appealing hero? Too many true friends? Boredom whilst the Romaniacs are around? Thank you so much guys for all your support. I love you to bits! You are very fortunate I’m not with you today. You think I was emotional on tuesday? XXXXXXXXXX
Ah. There’s no such thing as too much hot chocolate. It’s our pleasure, Sarah 🙂 xx
There’s no such thing as… too many book sales? Go, Sarah! And, go, Romaniacs! Hx
Definitely one to go on the list, Henri. Thank you xx
LOL – most definitely, Henri. I’m thinking No such thing as … a sexy onesie should be added to the list, too 🙂
*shudders* A sexy Onesie is wrong on soooo many levels…
There’s no such thing as a day that’s too sunny. I can see sunbeams here in deepest Derbyshire. Yes! Honestly!
It’s sunny here, too Celia – very pleasant shock to the system 🙂
There’s no such thing as unrealistic plot lines…I watch Jeremy Kyle, anything can happen! Congratulations Sarah! It’s a Wiltshire winner!
LOL re Jeremy Kyle, Mandy. So very true 🙂 Thank you – and it takes one to know one 🙂 X
I nearly watched that today, Mandy, but brought myself back from the brink. We don’t need to make it up. Laura xx
There’s no such thing as people making you feel … sad, miserable, angry, etc, etc. Your feelings are yours (think I’m feeling all profound!). Have a sunshiny, happy day! 🙂 xx
A sunshiny happy day to you, too, Sheryl. The sunshine is definitely bringing out the PMA 🙂
Oh, Sheryl. I’ll have some of whatever you’re having 😉 Laura xx
There’s no such thing as ‘an easy book to write’. As authors we work very hard to make our book the best we can – with no guarantee of success. All your hard work has paid off Sarah, my friend, and I’m thrilled to see ‘No Such Thing’out there and doing so well!
We agree. Lovely to see you here 🙂 xx
Am so with you on your no such thing, Lyn. Thank you so much for popping over to comment – and for your lovely comments. Hugs X
Oh god, I’m tying myself in knots here. I have no ‘there’s no such thing’ (apart from the free lunch, but that’s a long story!). *idea* *gone* No, I can’t oblige. Can I come back later if I have a brainwave?
There is no such thing as ‘no need to edit….’
EggscellentExcellent point of note.LOL Nicky. Lovely to see you here X
Ooooo – good one. Most definitely no such thing as no need to edit! 🙂
You’re not kidding! I’ve been doing nothing else but edit for days now! It’s like being back at school. Thinking there’s no such thing as a comfy computer chair right now…
Celia xxx
Firstly I am thrilled that Mandy watches Jez Kyle show, there are now three of us who admit to this! my friend watches it as well. Secondly, Celia you are now having hallucinations. Seeing sunbeams indeed, I am shocked that you are on the wine again so soon after christmas! Why am I surprised? There is no such thing as life without the ROMANIACS. And I am sooo glad abou this.
A belated happy new year.
Lorraine x
Ofiicialy out of christmas hibernation
Aw, Lorraine. Thank you 🙂 We’ll always have the Summer Party 🙂 xx
Here’s one – there’s no such thing as a day with nothing to do!
You’re not wrong, Jean 🙂 x
There’s no such thing as a completed manuscript? There’s always one more thing to