Some time ago, I wrote a blog post on the search terms that led people to view The Romaniacs blog. It was interesting to say the least, it’s safe to say not much has changed! Once again I’m ignoring the common ones and sharing the top ten most random search terms.
1) Images of Romantic Handcuffs
Now is it me, or is that an oxymoron?
2) Garage flowers
And I thought the handcuffs were killing the romance.
3) trisha aunty sixboys video full
Erm…
4) email and text from boss end with a kiss
Ah the etiquette of kisses at the end of a text. I’ve told Laura off about lack of kisses before. Sounds like your boss should be told off for the opposite xxx
5) best four letter word
This sounds like a contest no four letter can win.
6) i love my twin daughters
Yeah, me too. Okay, this is in because I’m soppy.
7) i kiss my sister-in-law on the lips
Hmm… by accident? On purpose? Come on man, we need more info in your search term!
8) writers stories of struggle to get published
Oh yes, we’ve all been there, done that. Am yet to get a T-shirt.
9) hot & sexy images of hot sizzling & spicy girls
So you’ve seen our profile pictures. It’s true… we’re smoking!
10) sex.nic
I want to remove the dot. Sexnic. Some recreational fun followed by food. Food. Where did we put the cake?
The Romaniacs 
Yep, number one is definitely an oxymoron. Romantic silk scarves, however? Well…
Excellent post, Catherine. Had me lolling in the kitchen. How on earth do these searches end up at Romaniac HQ? xx
Oops. I should have left three kisses, sorry. xxx
Nice post, Catherine. Google is a wondrous thing; I think its physical form is an octopus with rather a lot of tentacles, that has slithered its way into the lives of everyone with a computer. Largely benign, thankfully, and happy to channel all sorts of enquirers towards The Romaniacs!